Toyah avoids calamity at battle of wounded knee

As gun-toting Wild West cowgirl Calamity Jane, she is used to taking the rough with the smooth. The feisty gun-slinger simply shrugs off shoot-outs with outlaws and dusts herself down after bar-room brawls. 

But 80s pop star Toyah Willcox had to deal with a real-life calamity while she was on stage during the musical’s opening night in the Capital. As she leapt about the stage of the Festival Theatre, cracking her whip and belting out the musical’s popular numbers, the 44-year-old actress dislocated her knee. 

But thoughts of limping off, disappointing the packed audience, never entered her head. With a show of machismo that the buckskin cowgirl herself would have been proud of, she soldiered on. Giving a pre-arranged signal to the rest of the cast, Ms Willcox - who has had a weakness in her knee for years - was promptly whisked off stage. 

There in the wings, her knee was clicked back into place. Then, with the audience still unaware of the backstage drama, the crowd watched their sharp-shooting heroine return gamely to the stage. 

The ex-pop star’s Calamity Jane-style spirit has won her a whole new set of fans among the theatre’s staff. A spokeswoman for the Festival Theatre said: "I was watching the performance myself and I didn’t know it had happened. 

"Toyah went off and had her knee popped back into place, as she usually does, and the audience had no idea." 

She added: "I understand it is an old injury she carries and it happens on occasion, but it doesn’t stop her performing, or disrupt the performance. She just gets it popped back in. 

"It’s her knee that’s the problem. I think her childhood problems may be a factor, but I really couldn’t say." 

It is understood that backstage staff at the theatre, who are mostly first-aid qualified, have been briefed on what to do in the event of her dislocating a joint. In the show, Calamity is flung around, hoisted up to dangle from assorted bits of scenery, tripped up, shot at and jumped on. 

Ms Willcox had to spend months learning how to use the bullwhip for the role. 

But the rigours of the part never left the former chart-topper flagging behind her supporting cast, despite being on average 22 years older than the rest of the performers. Ms Willcox has spoken in the past of her childhood problems, and the fact she was born with one leg shorter than the other. "My shortened leg is something I have to live with," she told one interviewer. 

"When I was a kid, my mum was very determined - she pushed me into things like ice-skating, because I was born with curvature of the spine. 

"I haven’t got a complete hip socket - and have refused to have an operation to correct the problem. All I do is wear a lift in my left shoe to make the leg the same length as my good one. 

"I don’t want the operations that are necessary to build hip sockets - three major ones and a year off. 

"A specialist told me I could still expect a normal physical life and the only thing I wouldn't be able to do was go jogging. 

"I often get a dull ache in my leg, but I’m very lucky to have a marvellous GP who is a firm believer in complementary medicine." 

And she added philosophically: "It just means I creak a lot." 

Ms Willcox first came into the public eye with her performance in punk film Jubilee in 1977 and went on to release hit records I Wanna Be Free and It’s a Mystery with her band in the early 80s. 

Calamity Jane ’s run at the Festival Theatre ends tomorrow . It is part of a UK tour which ends in Liverpool in March.

Edinburgh Evening News - 31st January 2003
 

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