| For her appearances in
her recent 1980s revival tour, Toyah Willcox
threw on a little number that consisted of a
copper breast-plate, the tiniest of skirts and
suede boots, which reached to the top of her legs.
The finishing touch was a thong as: 'my bottom is
my best feature'. From one whose hair once
offered more colour options than a paint chart,
and whose appeal was 'probably because I was
thought of as a dominatrix', this might have
seemed to be her last-ditch attempt to shock.
Toyah, though, insists that her intent was
satirical. 'I wanted to be a parody of myself. I
went on stage and told the audience, "Tomorrow
you can tell everyone that you looked up the
skirt of a 43-year-old Toyah." I was known
to everyone on the tour as Granny Kylie.' Toyah is now starring in a major new
production of Calamity Jane which tours the
country until April and may then transfer to the
West End. Despite her lisp and her dyslexia,
Toyah, now 44, is also a TV presenter and a
veteran of voice-overs. Recently, clambering out
of her fetishistic stage gear for a sleeky-groomed
style, Toyah appeared on the daytime property
game show, Under Offer, in which she demonstrated
remarkable acuity in guessing the value of houses
shown, sometimes down to the last pound.
The skills she
showed in Under Offer were honed through property
investment, which she once said would make her so
rich that she would be able to slow down by 2003.
Yet she seems to be accelerating her work rate,
and is in no mood to give up either the day or
night job - 'I can make between two and 20 TV
shows a week,' she boasts.
Hers is the
voice at the beginning of the Teletubbies that
announces: 'Over the hills and far away.
Teletubbies come out to play.' She will be doing
the voice-over for the next project by the show's
creator, Anne Wood. For now, she is slotting in
other work around Calamity Jane. This work ethic
springs mainly from two financial crises that
have afflicted her life. The first happened when
she was a child. Her father, Beric, used to have
a thriving joinery business. The family - Toyah
is the youngest of three children - lived in
Birmingham and once ran to a silver Rolls Royce,
a yacht and private education. Then, suddenly,
the business collapsed.
'I was in my
teens and I saw my parents struggle. They gave up
everything to keep me in school. I remember food
being more plentiful at the beginning of the week
than at the end.' Nevertheless, there was no
local authority subsidy for Toyah when, at 18,
she began training as an actress in Birmingham.
'I was the only one on my course without a grant
and now I am the only one still in the business.'
By the time she
was 26, she was an actress, having already
appeared in the cult film Quadrophenia and
opposite Sir Laurence Olivier on television, and
a singer, happy to live up to her reputation as
the high priestess of punk. She had also banked
her first million. So when, in the early 1990s,
Toyah discovered that she had been swindled out
of almost every penny she had, it hit her hard.
A business
associate had conned her out of a fortune,
including the revenue from eight top 450 singles,
14 albums and leading roles in dozens of plays,
films and TV dramas. 'I was wiped out. All I had
left was my car and the money to pay my VAT bill.
I could have fought it, but the person who took
my money went bankrupt so I decided to start
again.
'The swindle
was done with so much ease and my name was
discredited in the process. I was not a
spendthrift. I drove a little Peugeot and ate
homemade sandwiches. I kept saying, "I'm not
squandering my money. Where's the Ferrari?"
The person who was conning me told me I was mad.
At least, in the end, I was able to warn my
husband so the same thing did not happen to him.'
Since 1986,
Toyah has been married to Robert Fripp, the
innovative musician and founder of King Crimson,
but she didn't ask him to help her out. The pair
have always kept their finances seperate. 'To
avoid being made bankrupt I sold the only
property I then owned to pay off my creditors,'
Toyah says.
Not wanting to
move to the U.S., where Robert was based, Toyah
was forced to move in with friends in London. DJ
Tommy Vance and his wife took her in. 'I'll be
forever grateful for their generosity. They never
made me feel bad about it. I was a very good
house guest, though. I just went there to sleep
and worked 20-hour days. Within a year, I was
back on my feet.
'I didn't tell
my parents what had happened because they were,
by then, elderly and struggling. The only
relative I confided in was my sister, Nicola -
she knew how desperate I was.'
The experience
taught her a hard lesson. 'No one has access to
my money now, and I put away 70 percent of
everything I earn. I don't want ot have another
financial crises, ever,'
Her manager
persuaded Toyah to take up television presenting
and she has carved out a niche as an authority on
subjects ranging from feminist philosophy, art,
health and nutrition to Britain's network of
canals. To further her career, Toyah is even
planning to have a facelift this year. She
expects to spend about £10,000 on the operation.
'I want to continue to work in TV,' she explains.
'I spoke to a casting director who said
everyone's having it done.'
She has already
discovered the joys of Botox. She had her first
injection of the muscle-freezing toxin last April.
'I had it on my cheekbones and I also had
treatment to regenerate the collagen under my
eyes. None of my girlfriends were ageing and
wouldn't explain why not. When I told them I'd
had Botox, they confessed that they'd had it done.
I said, "You cows! You could have told me
that years ago!" Robert says he can't see
any change. I suppose it shows that he accepts me
for what I am.'
As her fight
back to solvency demonstrates, Toyah is still the
gritty, feisty character who survived numerous
operations on the crooked spine and short left
leg with which she was born and then broke into
the male-dominated world of punk music. Her
mother, Barbara, fought in vain to bring out her
daughter's soft side. 'She was determined that I
would be ladylike, go to ballet classes and live
up to the feminine ideals of the day. But I
didn't want to go to tea parties and I used to
dismember my dolls.'
Once a consumer
of junk food, who began drinking alcohol at nine,
she is now teetotal and a vegetarian whose diet
is geared towards preparing herself for the
menopause. 'Everyone in my school (an independent
Church of England school in Edgbaston) was
drinking and sniffing glue by the age of nine,'
she claims.
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In 1983, while Toyah was
filming an adaptation of John Fowles' Ebony
Tower for television, the writer John Mortimer
interviewed her in the Chelsea boardroom of her
record company. He asked how she put up with the
aggression of her world. Toyah politely replied
that it was all play acting and that once she
wore a loo chain around her neck, but it didn't
mean she was a toilet. The same determined and
well-mannered Toyah is on display today. She
answers questions patiently with only a trace of
her lisp. In many ways, though, she has recreated
herself. Her interests include gardening and
visiting buildings of architectural merit with
Robert, but alongside these sedate pleasures she
is revelling in a new-found femininity and
sexuality.
'I'm good
friends with Penny Smith (the GMTV presenter)-
she is my role model. I've never walked into a
room feeling sexy or confident. But Penny is dead
sexy so I watch what she does. Now I've learned
to talk to a man as if I'm going for his crotch,
not his jugular.
'My husband
makes me feel sexually attractive but when he
goes away, the shutters come down and I go into
work mode.'
The couple have
settled into a comfortable routine in which
during the week, Toyah lives alone in a flat in
Chiswick, west London, with a 'magical' garden
where she grows figs, grapes and apricots. Robert
visits rarely. At weekends, she retires to her
house in Worcestershire where Robert joins her,
if he is in the country. The home, just
downstream of a house she bought for her parents
(her father pilots a river cruiser along the Avon
between the two properties) opens onto their high
street. 'I was horrified when my neighbours said
they were thinking of putting a hairdressing
salon next door because the customers would have
been able to look out and see us romping in the
nude in our garden. We're so old and unfit that I
wouldn't wish anyone to see us.
'I was sexually
naive when I married Robert (now 56) and he was
very experienced. I was the first person with
whom he'd had an exclusive relationship and I had
pretty high expectations. You're never more
vulnerable than when you're committed to someone
totally. People used to remind me of his past and
I had no past to throw back at him. I didn't lose
my virginity until I was 20, and that had to be
arranged by my girlfriends.
'At first it
was hard to be apart from Robert and the trust
between us was paper thin. But we went on a
journey of discovery and tolerance, settled down
and the bond between us has grown.
'It's not a
typical relationship,' she says with some
understatement. 'We're still courting each other
really, and when he is back I follow him around
the house talking and talking so we can catch up.
'I've never
worried about taking my clothes off in front of
him. I have one leg shorter than the other, and
wear lifts in my shoes, but Robert loves my wonky
leg, because it reminds him of his father who had
polio. I love the fact that he's older than me
because I can be immature. I steal all the stamps
from his desk, which really irritates him. We
wrestle, too, though he's learned to fight dirty.
If I bite, he'll bite back. It's childish, with
fingers digging in armpits.'
They met in
1985 at a charity function. Two years later,
Robert asked Toyah to work on an album with him.
'Before we'd even begun work, he'd told people he
would marry me.' At the time, Toyah was grieving
over the break up of a five year relationship and
felt she was in danger of 'becoming a rock
'n' roll recluse'. Robert arranged for her to
work with him at his music school in Washington
and they became close. 'I was heading for a
nervous breakdown,' Toyah admits. 'Robert
unravelled the knot in my brain without making me
feel dependant on him.'
Robert insisted
that their wedding be kept a secret. 'I wore a
disgusting pink Little Bo-Peep ballgown because
it was the only thing I could buy that didn't
look like a wedding dress. Unfortunately, a
journalist spotted police guards outside the
church. When we came out, the photographers were
waiting for us. Robert ran away and left me
standing there alone. I posed for photographs
happily. I understood that it was all part of the
fame package.'
Neither of them
wanted to have children and Toyah made the
decision some years ago to be sterlised, which
she has never regretted. Despite having been
married for 17 years, the couple still don't know
the details of each other's wealth or properties.
'We both made wills recently so that our families
would know what we had. When we go out to dinner,
we slip two credit cards across the table. I
don't like showing off my wealth.'
Toyah dismisses
the storm that surrounded her appearance at last
year's demonstration at Throckmorton, a village
near her country home, to protest against plans
to build an asylum-seeker's centre there. 'My
arguments were ecological. There are not enough
facilities to cater for large numbers of people.
We must create spaces where we can survive
independent of food imports.'
This serious-sounding
Toyah seems light years away from the Toyah of
the 1980s who, when appearing in Tales From The
Vienna Woods at the National Theatre, was
reprimanded over her behaviour by Sir John
Gielgud. 'I was like an appalling, hyperactive
child. I raced trolleys through the corridors.
Sir John referred to me as an animal. "We're
not in a zoo, Miss Willcox," he said.'
Unsurprisingly,
there is not much of Doris Day in Toyah's
rendition of Calamity Jane. 'I walk on, not like
a famous person, but like the urban legend that
Jane was,' she says. Toyah and Jane may have more
in common than a facility with a gun and a whip,
which the former practised for months. ('That
will increase my repertoire of attacks on
Robert,' she says with a sinister chuckle). The
ballroom scene, for which Jane sheds her
masculine clothes and reveals herself as a
beautifully-dressed woman, shadows, to some
extent, Toyah's new-found femininity.
'I didn't have
time for girlfriends when I was younger but now
I've discovered the joys of girl power. I didn't
ever imagine,' she says with a smile, 'that I'd
actually enjoy talking about pedicures.'
By Moira Petty.
Daily Mail
'Weekend' Magazine - 4th January 2003
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